Yesterday

It was April Fools Day. I was going to play a trick on him. I thought about leaving an opened pregnancy test with two lines on it in the bathroom. Then I remembered we don't have sex. I also remembered he doesn't have a sense of humor. I couldn't think of another joke to play. I should have told him his dog ran away, but really put him up in the plush Pets Hotel for a couple of days. Man, I bet his reaction would be priceless. He hasn't cried in a while.