I'm glad you could all come to my...little party

Thursday, August 02, 2007

You know why I love him?

He let me sleep in this morning when I had cramps.

Men like variety, he says

Normally my girlfriends can't stand him. They see the way he talks to me, and they are pretty much repelled by that alone. Well, now I have a brand spanking new bff and she actually does like him. She's a bit crazy and off of her meds right now, so I'm chalking it up to that.
He's already wrapped around her finger. She asks him to do something....he does it. She asks him to come somewhere with us....he's there. She comes over often, and he likes it. He doesn't even spend this much time around his own friends!

Him and I have completely different types of friends from eachother. His are probably a tad more conservative than mine (republicans?) and mine are foot loose and fancy free. He does have some friends who are possibly a little too wild for even me (s&m anyone?), but for the most part....they are all about the bikes, cars, computers and cameras. My new bff however, is none of those things. Actually, she's rather a lot like me, and yet he is so enamored with her.

SO, just like EVERY guy on the planet who has a gf with a cute friend, they bring up the threesome angle. Oh, yes he did!

So, what do you do? Do you give in and let him show your friend what only he considers a "good time"? Or do you tell him to get bent and then worry he's going to find it somewhere else? For him finding it somewhere else would cost money, and he does not like to spend money, and honestly....do I want to be comparing notes with my friend over HIM? Probably not.

Why do guys want this? I asked him and he told me it's because men like variety. Well, I like variety too, but usually only when it comes to shoes! Is this a normal desire, or is he just a complete and utter douche? I'll need to start a scientific poll.